Halloqween

Hi there—I’m Kris, and if you’re wondering who lurks behind this Halloween-loving blog, you’re not alone. Trying to sum myself up in a few sentences feels like trying to bottle fog. So instead, I’ve conjured up a list of ten facts (or fictions?) that might help you get a sense of me. No guarantees, though. Truth is slippery, especially in October.

1. I’m a writer.
2. I teach English and work as a professional writing tutor.
3. You’ll find me haunting the college success center, helping students navigate academic writing.
4. Halloween is my passion — every eerie, enchanting bit of it (except #9 … we don’t talk about #9).
5. Black cats? Obsessed. I might even be one in a past life.
6. I live for the weekend, when I can fully embrace roadkill mode (it’s a specialty of mine).
7. I’m complicated, a little magical, and absolutely convinced ghosts are real.
8. Procrastination is my dark art. I’ve mastered it.
9. I’m terrified of spiders, clowns, and dolls — especially the ones with blinking eyes.
10. My biggest pet peeves? Fergie’s eyebrows and the wind. Don’t ask. Just … don’t.

So there you have me — in my most distilled, cryptic form. Whether you’re here for the spooky stories, creepy crafting, culinary conjuring, or just to peek behind the curtain, welcome to my haunted little corner of the internet.